Global climate change is turning icebergs into giant penises.
This iceberg (cockberg) was photographed by Andy Rouse in the Bransfield Strait near Antarctica.
Experts now believe that it is only a matter of time before an armada of penis-shaped chunks begin to break off the Antarctic ice floes, and then roam the oceans wreaking havoc and luring sailors to their doom.
* We were sceptical of this name. Andy Rouse? A Rouse? Arouse? But he is real, it turns out, and takes very many nice pictures, most of which aren’t penis-related in any way.
** No they don’t.
Source: MetroUK link filed under Weird Photos